Chris. New York. Success is the best revenge.

ssince youre so horny can you come to nj and pop my cherry?

@Anonymous

Not if that cherry isn’t legal and made out of gold.

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d0wntheraccoonhole:

I have school tomorrow if anyone has been plotting to murder me please do it now

i can’t do a good job if you rush me

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AHHHHHH AFTER 2000 YEARS I’M FREE

IT’S TIME TO FUCK UP EARTH

What's your snapechat?

@Anonymous

Someone’s been reading/watching too much Harry Potter.

My SNAPchat is Loregasmic.

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waitingfortheworldtoburn:

Trying to put my life together like

“Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies”

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

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Reblog if you’re a “Whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

theparanoidwriteruniverse:

image

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
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