Chris. New York. Success is the best revenge.

coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

  • Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
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dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

lorrypop:

lorrypop:

if you don’t start a conversation with me i’ll assume you don’t want to talk to me and so i wont either

and even if you do start a conversation with me i’ll still think you don’t want to talk to me

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flovvercrownphan:

grawly:

what

was there even a windows 9

they’re jumping to 10 because 7 ate 9

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

gloomyteens:

i bet he looks like scrooge mcduck

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

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thescienceofjohnlock:

fall-of-deductions:

beeslock:

ughjohnwatson:

beeslock:

I found it. The second best line in fanfiction history.

what’s the first?

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WHAT IS THIS FROM

someone must know